UPDATE - 8*27*2006
KAY GUYS. Looks like I fucked up some of the notes, in regards to which have been replied to and who's been added to the club and whatever. X_X Because I be an retarded or something.

So if you sent a note and it hasn't been replied to, send another one and go HEY IDIOT READ THIS or something.

Also I'm getting pretty tired of those negative comments on the page, someone spread pleasantness. X_x The comments were in regards to the old sucktastic definitions we had, but they're fixed now so yeah, if anyone's bored, feel free to spam it up. Even if it's not pleasant but it's relevant now, go ahead, I really don't care, I just don't like seeing the old now-irrelevant comments down there.

Hm.. Guess that's it. Someone do something for this contest, huh?


-Pseudo//



UPDATE - 3*29*2006
Alright folks, we've finally gotten around to fixing the definitions, which frankly were bugging the hell out of me, and apparently a lot of you, too. Much thanks to ~quitelife00 for her helpful note, which included a link to the Asexual Visibility and Education network. Their definitions are a little different from ours, but still, check it out, you might learn something interesting.

As previously mentioned, =metallixfaker and I lead busy lives, and as this club was getting seriously neglected, the amazing ~Siri289 has signed on to help us out! PRAISE HER NOW.

As for new orders of business, we have a contest idea, but aren't sure what to do for prizes. What're you interested in, people?

Off to frolick in the Land of Skoolwork-Avoidance. Ta!



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WELCOME
Hello, and welcome to the club for asexual peoples! O_o This is *mercurialartist, and I rule this club with =metallixfaker, and also with much assistance from ~Siri289. LOVE US.

Without MAKING love to us. Because that's what this club is about. Many people these days keep parading around their sexuality like it's the new hip thing; heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual.. But what about all of us who aren't really interested in sexuality at all? If you are

asexual
- having no romantic interests whatsoever [or at least thinking you don't, feel free to leave if/when you get some, but don't join just because your boy/girlfriend broke up with you and in a fit of angst you're declaring to "NEVAR EVAR HAVE SECKS AGAIN!1!!"]
- physically [as in your doctor confirmed it] don't just get sexual attraction-y feelings

or

anti-sexual
- having no interest in the act of sex, though you may have romantic feelings and may be able to get turned on and such [personal space is yay!]

then JOIN THE RANKS! Wee! Such fun.

Yes, we are aware our definitions are a little different from others. If you don't agree with them, feel free to say so, but keep it intelligent, no mindless flames. Also, try the ~asexual-deviants club. They focus more on the physical definition of asexuality, I believe, so if that's what you're looking for, their guidelines probably suit your fancy more.

Don't forget: This club is not for those who think "omfg asexual=cool must join". We're not supporting a fad, here. Think before you join.


HOW TO JOIN
Send a NOTE to the CLUB or *mercurialartist. Repeat: NOTE. TO. CLUB.
Try to not look like a moron, either. Huge paragraphs are not appreciated. Short, to the point is GREAT.


ONCE A MEMBER
Once a member, we request that somewhere you put the club's icon or name. If you don't know how to do this, here's how.

Icon: ":icon asexual-pride:" Without the space.
Name: ":dev asexual-pride:" Without the space.

They'll look like this, "~asexual-pride", or this, "".


FUTURE PLANS
We have an idea for a contest, but you're the members, obviously you get a say in this stuff too. O_o Suggest stuff if you can think of something fun.


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