UPDATE - 3*29*2006
Alright folks, we've finally gotten around to fixing the definitions, which frankly were bugging the hell out of me, and apparently a lot of you, too. Much thanks to metapianycist (https://www.deviantart.com/metapianycist) for her helpful note, which included a link to the Asexual Visibility and Education network. Their definitions are a little different from ours, but still, check it out, you might learn something interesting.
As previously mentioned, metallixfaker (https://www.deviantart.com/metallixfaker) and I lead busy lives, and as this club was getting seriously neglected, the amazing MissChaosMouse (https://www.deviantart.com/misschaosmouse) has signed on to help us out! PRAISE HER NOW.
As for new orders of business, we have a contest